Here is the list of over thirty commandments. Thou Shalt Not Wear:
- Scrunchies
- Abercrombie & Fitch
- Platform flip flops
- Glitter eyeshadow
- Cheap bras
- Old sneakers
- Booty shorts
- American Eagle
- Crop tops
- Overalls
- Mini skirts
- Short dresses
- Tube tops
- Furry anything
- Furry boots
- Hoop earrings
- Non-matching socks
- Oversized sunglasses
- Sparkly pants, unless it’s New Year’s Eve
- Leopard print
Okay, I'm going to argue here that 1-5, 7, 9, 11-13 are no-go's for everyone...seriously. Booty shorts? Uh, no. Crop tops? Yuck. If your argument is because you think that once you turn thirty you somehow turn flabby overnight, well then that's a load of BS. I don't think it's wise to tell a group of people what they can and cannot wear.
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| Old Sneakers AND hoops earrings |
Your clothes, your style...it's part of your identity and to tell someone that just because they've reached a certain age means that they should change a part of who they are, is ridiculous. IF they want to use that time to reinvent themselves, then more power to them...but that's not up to some twenty-something to decide. I'm tired of hipsters thinking they know more than people who are older than them...like somehow the generations that came before them are unenlightened or even, dare I say...stupid. That we need a twenty year old to inform us when we look ridiculous. Here's a little hint: we don't care what you think.
Most of us are aware of what we should or shouldn't wear based on our body types and what we feel comfortable in. Those who don't have a clue now didn't have a clue when they were twenty, either...it's not the age...it's the person.
Here are some samples of the things that were banned by the above article that prove women over thirty actually can wear them.
