So, last night I was laying in bed, wondering what my husband would think when he woke up in the morning to find me next to him with a wad of tissue stuck up my nose. Sure, sure...I guess it might be better than the alternative, but I decided that I would attempt- undoubtedly without success- to blow my nose one more time and get rid of it. No need to tempt the poor boy, we wouldn't want him to be late for work (wink, wink). Then my mind wandered to this weekend (Yes, I did want to go to sleep, but it's incredibly hard to go to sleep when it feels as if someone's trying to blow up a helium ballooon inside your head). We're going to Vegas for a conference and we get to stay at Caesar's Palace!! A once in a life time, used to laugh at the idea of us being able to stay there, always wanted to, experience...and I'm sick. What the?! No...this is definitely not allowed, someone didn't read the rule book and now I have to pay the price. I guess it deosn't matter anyways, I will be better by Friday..no, no, I'll go one step further. I'll be all better by Thursday! HA! Take that fate. I have to. We're going to see The Blue Man Group on Friday night- my mom is watching Mikayla for us. I've been trying to use the Jedi Force to get her to ask if Mikayla can spend the night, but unfortunately I never quite got the knack of it. I wouldn't even know what the force was if it wasn't for an old friend forcing me to watch Star Wars, and quite frankly, I'm still not sure. I think it might be a bit much to ask my mom anyhow...Mikayla's only 18 months. Plus, I'm not sure that I could leave her alone. You see, unlike her mom, she has perfected the use of the Force. I'd probably show up on my mom's doorstep at 2:30 am with a bottle not knowing how or why I was there.
"You will make me a bottle even tho I'm already 18 months"
"You want to pick me up"
She's a pro.
Anywho..if anybody has any ideas on how to get better, please let me know!! Thanks!
3 comments:
Wasn't it you who told me about the Afrin??? I know the feeling about the balloon in the nose...thought my head was seriously going to explode...or worse, I would suffocate while trying to sleep because my mouth would be glued shut by my spit! Seriously within 10 minutes of squirting that right up the nose, I didn't even know there was anything wrong! Granted, I did get a bit more thirsty. Sure beats imploding! And, yes, you will want to get the no drip kind...and unless you want to "feel the burn" up your nose, get the non mentholated one.
Try it!!!!!!
Roofie!! uum sorry you are sick!! i hate when I have a head hold!! my doctor sweard by those nose kettle things that they sell at walgreens... if you need me to help with anything call me..
Lacey
I wish I knew once you are sick it seems to stay with you. Think positive as hard as it is. Go get a deep tissue message it really does release all the yucky's.
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